Sunday, 31 May 2009

Business as Usual + The Biggest, Dirtiest Porker in the Sty

It is not often I have occasion to quote The Beatles; especially not the White Album, even though I'm fond of bits of it. But one song has popped into my mind recently:

Have you seen the little piggies
Crawling in the dirt
And for all the little piggies
Life is getting worse
Always having dirt to play around in.

Have you seen the bigger piggies
In their starched white shirts
You will find the bigger piggies
Stirring up the dirt
Always have clean shirts to play around in.

In their sties with all their backing
They don't care what goes on around
In their eyes there's something lacking
What they need's a damn good whacking.

Everywhere there's lots of piggies
Living piggy lives
You can see them out for dinner
With their piggy wives
Clutching forks and knives to eat their bacon

Because it just gets better for the MPs

EXTRA: It comes as no surprise to me to discover the biggest pig of the lot has broken the law to stop us discovering what he and his grifter wife claimed for.

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